somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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