She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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