how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!