Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (704): View more from North Carolina

  She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (704): She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone. http://tfl.nu/3kwt
  Replies (42) Good night (836) Bad night (3677)
• Favorite

  (908): View more from New Jersey

  girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (908): girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia. http://tfl.nu/ba5j
  Replies (8) Good night (879) Bad night (4510)
• Favorite

  (402): View more from Nebraska

  Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (402): Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement. http://tfl.nu/h6nw
  Replies (43) Good night (827) Bad night (6476)
• Favorite

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  He told me they were just razor bumps!

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (203): He told me they were just razor bumps! http://tfl.nu/2b3s
  Replies (48) Good night (1668) Bad night (24761)
• Favorite

  (740): View more from Ohio

  He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (740): He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over http://tfl.nu/br0o
  Replies (41) Good night (1263) Bad night (2940)
• Favorite

  (732): View more from New Jersey

  Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (732): Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day. http://tfl.nu/xpns
  Replies (29) Good night (6420) Bad night (2739)
• Favorite

  (541): View more from Oregon

  Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (541): Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either. http://tfl.nu/a1p0
  Replies (9) Good night (1985) Bad night (716)
• Favorite

  (337): View more from Louisiana

  I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (337): I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be. http://tfl.nu/u40q
  Replies (5) Good night (974) Bad night (669)
• Favorite

  (787): View more from Puerto Rico

  I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (787): I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers. http://tfl.nu/zztx
  Replies (1) Good night (657) Bad night (925)
• Favorite

  (315): View more from New York

  I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (315): I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer http://tfl.nu/lerj
  Replies (5) Good night (1345) Bad night (453)
• Favorite

  (712): View more from Iowa

  On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (712): On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair http://tfl.nu/1z3p
  Replies (4) Good night (1209) Bad night (615)
• Favorite

  (860): View more from Connecticut

  Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (860): Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both. http://tfl.nu/abj8
  Replies (7) Good night (1843) Bad night (530)
• Favorite

  (316): View more from Kansas

  Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (316): Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday http://tfl.nu/stim
  Replies (2) Good night (591) Bad night (382)
• Favorite

  (770): View more from Georgia

  I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (770): I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle. http://tfl.nu/skko
  Replies (0) Good night (920) Bad night (375)
• Favorite

  (315): View more from New York

  He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (315): He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left. http://tfl.nu/ssuu
  Replies (1) Good night (695) Bad night (277)

Randomize