I accidentally burped into my bong.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
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First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
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I have aggressive nipples.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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