I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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