i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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