I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
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we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
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I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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