Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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