I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
What a fucking waste of an outfit
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
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Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
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Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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