Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
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I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
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I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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