What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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