I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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