nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
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just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
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Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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