she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
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I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
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I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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