I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
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I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
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soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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