Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
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There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
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She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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