I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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