I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
my poor anus
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Randomize
