Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
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So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
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You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
So. Much. Porn.
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