Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
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Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
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My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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