Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
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Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
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