sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
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Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
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He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
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