all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
thus making me awesome and them whores
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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