I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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