woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
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I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
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My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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