Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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