I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
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Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
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I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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