oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
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If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
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Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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