His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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