She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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