Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
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Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
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We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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