cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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