It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
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i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
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I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
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