Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
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She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
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I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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