Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
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there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
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I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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