Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
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they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
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I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.