with your own penis?
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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