Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
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I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
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Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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