Well douche your snatch and let's go!
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
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I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
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oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
The uberlube is also flammable
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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