I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
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his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
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This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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