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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  her nose should be used as a dorsal fin

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job

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• (516): View more from New York

  It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?

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  In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.

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  Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!

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• (315): View more from New York

  There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.

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  Send help.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  ...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.

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