just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
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I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
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What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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