so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
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I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
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and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
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