So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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