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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.

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• (915): View more from Texas

  Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.

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• (209): View more from California

  I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.

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• (435): View more from Utah

  Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night

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• (936): View more from Texas

  The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly

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  seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.

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  Cookies and nudity, all you need in life

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