Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
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heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
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My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns