I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.