How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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