so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
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He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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