You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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