question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
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Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
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Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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