6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
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walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
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By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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