love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
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I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
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How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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