Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
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Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
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I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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