just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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