did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
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I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
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If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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