There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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