I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
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He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
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If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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