had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
His nipple licking is glorious
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