So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
where am i from again
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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