Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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